February 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
hogwarts-express:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
homemadedarkmark:
lapifors:
starkidgleek:
...
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
lauraalise:
TRUTH
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
I can out eat you.
jpegjon:
backtalkk:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
GLORIOUS NEWS: We have another snow day tomorrow....
